daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

(Source: yovahkiin, via king-ofthefall)

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bagmilk:

nbcnightlynews:

Apple announces new iPad Air, weighing just 1 pound

new features: breaks easier

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bagmilk:

nbcnightlynews:

Apple announces new iPad Air, weighing just 1 pound

new features: breaks easier

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legalmexican:

hugging me from behind and kissing my neck at the same time is a good way to melt my heart

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knok-knok-i-like-cock:

Sponge Bob needs Jesus

(Source: pokec0re, via sextnoise)

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knok-knok-i-like-cock:

Sponge Bob needs Jesus

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sam-mooschester:

this stick figure has no face so why the fuck can I tell exactly what its feeling

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sam-mooschester:

this stick figure has no face so why the fuck can I tell exactly what its feeling

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#teamtryingtogetmyfuckinglifetogether

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angrybagel:

“NO HOMO” i scream at my dog Homo as he shits on the carpet 

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theshoutingendoflife:

jaclcfrost:

standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

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kentmcfuller:

do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

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