angrybagel:

“NO HOMO” i scream at my dog Homo as he shits on the carpet 

(via tyleroakley)

theshoutingendoflife:

jaclcfrost:

standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

(via selfish-cat)

kentmcfuller:

do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

(via barbies-not-even-perfect)

xydg:

i wonder what its like to be attractive enough to have random people have crushes on you 

(via gnarly)

smartgirlsattheparty:

zimbolt:

KILLED IT

Mic Drop. 

(Source: beeishappy, via paperquentin)

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smartgirlsattheparty:

zimbolt:

KILLED IT

Mic Drop. 

(Source: beeishappy, via paperquentin)

(Source: ribly, via sextnoise)

  • me: *owns 264 unread books*
  • me: *buys 17 new books*
  • me: *rereads harry potter*

(Source: rumpled, via sextnoise)

If we could all just laugh at ourselves, in hard times or good times, it would be an incredible world.

(Source: sexburqa, via thechocowhore)

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If we could all just laugh at ourselves, in hard times or good times, it would be an incredible world.

(Source: sexburqa, via thechocowhore)

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carqo:

feel free to come rub my back and play with my hair

(via gnarly)

pchoop:

breaks down

(via selfish-cat)

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pchoop:

breaks down

(via selfish-cat)

sextnoise:

squidward cleaning your blog

(Source: totallytransparent, via gnarly)

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sextnoise:

squidward cleaning your blog

(Source: totallytransparent, via gnarly)

For as much as they tell you about Stop Drop and Roll as a kid, I really expected to be on fire more times in my life.

(Source: thehobodad, via heartofdarkn3ss)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

some people think life is like a roller coaster but my life is more like one of those rides that spin really fast so you’re pinned to the wall and can’t do anything about it

(via gnarly)